(http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-16184773)
-Your reknown as a gifted portret painter has recently come to my attention.
-Could you paint my portrait?
-I'd love to!
-There is however one condition: That my portrait remains completely incognito!
-Finished!
-Brilliant! Nobody will ever recognise me!
-Hands up! Gimme that painting!
-Have you got a description of the perpetrator?
-No... but I made an interesting preliminary sketch!
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